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I’ve been hearing rumors for a while that Tera Patrick and her husband, Evan Seinfeld/Spyder Jonez were splitting up. Over the weekend, Cindi at Luke is Back seemed sad to confirm the news.

I, on the other hand, couldn’t be happier for Tera. Over the years, I’ve had several interactions with Evan Seinfeld and I don’t look back on any of them with fondness. The guy is the dictionary definition of “douchebag” and I was always perplexed by what Tera saw in him. Especially after an encounter about a year ago when I was trapped in a limo with him and treated to endless bragging about his new website (called Rockstar Pimp, of all douchey things) where he gets to fuck all these hot chicks and how much everyone wants to see that. I assume he meant everyone except people with eyes.

From where I’m sitting, Evan used Tera for a variety of reasons: money, access to porn pussy, an overblown sense of self-importance, etc. and I’m really pleased to hear that she’s moved out of their house and hopefully on with her life.

Related posts:

1. Why Tera Patrick Filed for Divorce
2. Review: Tera Patrick’s Sinner Takes All

Tags: evan seinfeld, spyder jonez, tera patrick, tera patrick divorce

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