AVN Award Winners

alison hart — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 03:02:35 +0000

I’m pretty sure there are approximately 37,000 AVN awards, but here’s a selected list of winners. The full list can be found here.

Best New Starlet: Kagney Linn Karter
Best Actress: Kimberly Kane – The SEX Files: A Dark XXX Parody
Best Supporting Actress: Penny Flame – Throat: A Cautionary Tale
Female Performer of the Year: Tori Black
Female Foreign Performer of the Year: Aletta Ocean
MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year: Julia Ann
Unsung Starlet of the Year: Shawna Lenee
Best New Web Starlet: Lexi Belle
Web Starlet of the Year: Sunny Leone
Hall of Fame: Gina Lynn
Director of the Year (Body of Work): Will Ryder
Best Director, Ethnic Video: Jules Jordan – Lex The Impaler 4
Best Director, Feature: David Aaron Clark – Pure
Best Director, Non-Feature: William H. – Evalutionary
Best Male Newcomer: Dane Cross
Best Actor: Eric Swiss – Not Married with Children XXX
Best Supporting Actor: Tom Byron – Throat: A Cautionary Tale
Male Performer of the Year: Manuel Ferrara
Male Foreign Performer of the Year: Toni Ribas
Unsung Male Performer of the Year: Derrick Pierce
Transsexual Performer of the Year: Kimber James

A Brief History of TV Porn Parodies and My Predictions for What’s Next

alison hart — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:37:30 +0000

I think 2009 will be remembered as the year of TV porn parodies. They’re everywhere these days and I think they’re at least partially an effort to stop the hemorrhaging DVD business from finally kicking the bucket. But how did this madness start?

I’m glad you asked. Hustler can be credited with starting the trend in 2007 with Not The Bradys XXX. The director, Will Ryder, had previously done several movies of dubious quality (I only managed to sit through one of them) in which a butterface Britney Spears lookalike* played the character Britney Rears.

Hustler saw a goldmine in these spoofs (Not The Bradys became a bestseller) and parodied Get Smart and The Munsters (of all things) in 2008. In 2009, they kicked the parody machine into overdrive with spoofs of The Partridge Family, Three’s Company, Gilligan’s Island, Happy Days, Star Trek, The Cosby Show, I Love Lucy, Married with Children and in a slightly more modern, but completely bizarre choice, Hell’s Kitchen.

Maybe they thought that the demographic of porn parody buyers was over 45 or that the folks who produce shows now on Nick at Nite would be less likely to sue, but Hustler has mainly focused on older shows for their lampoons.

New Sensations smelled money (every single one of Hustler’s spoofs was a best-seller) and jumped into the satire genre with takeoffs on far more modern shows like The Office, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Friends and 30 Rock. They’ve also got an X-Files parody in the works, which has earned them a cease and desist letter from 20th Century Fox.

Of course, other studios have gotten in on the act and this list is by no means complete. Parodies of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, Rock of Love, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and Big Love have all been released recently by studios mainly known for gonzo films.

Porn parodies are nothing new, but I think they’re an interesting reaction to the collapse of the DVD business. At a time when most people are eschewing DVDs for more convenient internet porn, these things actually sell (even though most of them are barely watchable) and I don’t think we’ll see the end of them until they’ve been completely wrung dry.

My predictions for TV shows we’ll see porn versions of in the next six months:

True Blood
24
Lost
Survivor
CSI
Weeds

What do you think?

* Her name was Jessica Sweet. In the third and fourth installments of the series, Britney was played by Hillary Scott.

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AVN Award Winners

A Brief History of TV Porn Parodies and My Predictions for What’s Next