5 Boob Job Disasters and How Photographers Try to Hide Them

alison hart — Thu, 14 May 2009 21:14:29 +0000

Porn is littered with sub-par boob jobs, many of them on otherwise beautiful girls. What’s a photographer to do? Get creative. Below are five boob job defects that pop up on a regular basis and how they can be downplayed so you might not even notice them.

1. Dimpling/Scarring
The entry wounds you see on the first picture of Audrey Bitoni’s breasts lead to the dimples she’s now stuck with in the second one.

The fix: This gallery employs a number of the tricks that photographers use to conceal Audrey’s scarring and dimples: leaving clothing on under the breast, covering the breasts with the hands, using the hair to cover the breasts, and shooting her from the back.

2. Giant gap between the breasts
Phoenix Marie, Piper Fontaine and Angelina Valentine are three examples of women who’ve ended up with boobs farther apart than looks natural. Often, this is because the pocket for the implant wasn’t made correctly during surgery.

The fix: This gallery is a great example of how necklaces are used to fool the eye into ignoring the gap between Phoenix Marie’s breasts. The necklace is large and it makes the gap appear less noticeable.

3. Visible veins
Vanessa Lee and one of my faves, Jesse Jane have been afflicted with this problem.

The fix: There’s not much you can do with this other than hide them. You won’t see many pre-2007 pictures of Jesse where her boobs aren’t obscured in some way. But she got them fixed and while she said it was extra painful because of all the work they had to do, it seems to have paid off.

4. Softball ball in a sock syndrome
Diamond Kitty and Carmella Bing both have very large breasts that hang. Naturals do this too when they’re big and photographers use the same techniques on these girls as on naturally busy stars like Gianna Michaels and Sara Stone.

The fix: The best thing to do with large, pendulous breasts is keep them contained. In this gallery, Carmella never takes her bra all the way off, which helps support her girls. In this one, she uses what I call the “arm shelf” where she holds them up with her forearm.

5. Overall shape deformities
Sometimes breast implants just look wrong. Charisma Capelli and Lisa Lipps have the unfortunate distinction of having straight-up bad boob jobs.

There’s not really much you can do here but hide them. Or just accept that that’s how they look and not sweat it.

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5 Boob Job Disasters and How Photographers Try to Hide Them