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Story Time with Joey Silvera

A few weeks ago, I went to a friend’s wedding in LA and was seated at “the porn table” with a few adult industry luminaries – including Joey Silvera. I’d never met Joey before, but I was happy to find out that he’s a very cool, friendly guy.

We talked for a few minutes about the interview I did with Miles Long and Jenna Haze’s first scene and her blowjobbery in said scene. The topic of conversation evolved and eventually, he told me this story:

When Joey was a young man (he estimated he was in his early 20’s), he was hitchhiking with a a friend to a destination that I don’t believe was ever mentioned. They were picked up by a guy whose car was littered with porno mags. Joey had never seen porn before and got super turned on (I believe he actually made a reference to how hard his cock was, but I forget his phrasing).

The driver, knowing how excited a young impressionable man can get about pornography, offered to take them to his house where he had lots more porn. Joey’s older, wiser friend said no way and had the guy deposit them back on the side of the road.

Joey said that he was so young, naive and horny that he probably would’ve gone back to the guy’s house and “let him blow me” or some such thing, perhaps ending up at the bottom of a river in a trash bag. Looking back, he says he’s thankful the friend got them out of there, although it sounded like he was kinda pissed about it at the time.

Joey obviously went on to become a performer and then director of some of the perviest, awesomest porn ever made. One’s first encounter with porn is a life-changing experience and on some level, and I guess we have the creepy porno car guy to thank.

As a complete side note, I got to pitch Joey my favorite unrealized porn idea: “Tranny Step-MILFs” (get it? because they can’t have kids). Perhaps unsurprisingly, he’s been working on a Tranny MILF movie, but has only been able to get one scene in the can so far. I guess finding 40-year-old trannies willing to do porn isn’t as easy as one might think. Either way, I hope he finishes it and Tranny Step-MILFs becomes a hugely successful and popular series. Then Joey can make my second-favorite porn idea. I can’t tell you what it is just yet, but I will say it does not involve Octomom…

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12 Responses to “Story Time with Joey Silvera”

  1. April 2nd, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    Gore Gore Girl says:

    Ha! Cool story. I love Joey.

  2. April 2nd, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    HotScooter2 says:

    Good story Alison:

    Joey Silvera is a porn legend and it must have been fun meeting him

  3. April 2nd, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    Oruba says:

    So the takeaway is that you should be exposed to porn early lest you become a hitchhiking tragedy?

  4. April 3rd, 2010 at 9:51 am

    ropeadope says:

    Very enjoyable story Alison. My first exposure to Joey was as a performer in the 1987 movie Grand PriXXX starring Porsche Lynn, Miss Sharon Mitchell, and a trio of European hotties. The male cast in addition to Joey, included John Leslie, Christoph Clark, and a ridiculously young looking Rocco Siffredi (all four of whom became directors for Evil Angel!). Joey was excellent, but the highlight that sticks out in my mind was the conclusion of Rocco’s scene with Miss Sharon Mitchell. Sharon finished off Rocco, let go of his cock, and something happened which I never saw before or since. Picture the face of a clock. Rocco’s dick traced a complete 360, going from 12 o’clock to 12 o’clock (can’t recall if it was clockwise or counter clockwise), and as it completed its journey, slammed into Sharon’s face, catching her across the eyes and over the bridge of her nose. Sharon was so pissed, she hauled off and delivered a powerful open right hand slap to Rocco’s left butt cheek. Rocco just stared at her as if thinking, what the fuck was that for. This had to have been one of Rocco’s very first films. I highly recommend the video to anyone if you happen to stumble upon it. I have it on original VHS, but it’s now available on DVD. Note that there’s a storyline – it’s not wall to wall sex. So if that’s not your thing, you’ve been forewarned. And that completes story time with rope.
    …
    Alison said: Then Joey can make my second-favorite porn idea. I can’t tell you what it is just yet, but I will say it does not involve Octomom.
    …
    Well that narrows it down. Lol, apologies to the movie Ghost Town, from which I stole the line. Another movie I strongly recommend. Tea Leoni, Greg Kinnear, and Ricky Gervais are the lead performers.

  5. April 3rd, 2010 at 10:17 am

    alison hart says:

    Gore Gore Girl – Thanks. He is awesome, isn’t he? :)

    HotScooter – It was. He’s a really nice, friendly guy.

    Oruba – In a word: yes.

    Rope – This is the description for Grand PriXXX:

    Stand back sports fans and get ready for some fiery sexual explosions in the fastest lane there is… the Grand Prixxx. Jean-Claude (John Leslie) is the lusty race car champion whose pistons pound on and off the track! Adopted daughter Angel (Sharon Mitchell) wants to take over Dad’s torrid title… but first this heavenly honey lubes car fancier Joey Silvera’s super-charged hot rod. The pace and passion speed up to 150 mph when a beautiful reporter (purring Porsche Lynn) arrives on the scene. And when French superstar Marilyn Jess finally nabs Jean-Claude, the sexual sound-barrier is broken! So fasten your seat belts and check out this wild, wanton winner.

    This is clearly a must-see. I’ll check out Ghost Town too :)

  6. April 3rd, 2010 at 10:32 am

    ropeadope says:

    Wow Alison, great description! It makes me want to run out and buy the movie again, even though I already own it.

  7. April 4th, 2010 at 10:01 am

    Gore Gore Girl says:

    Ahaha! I saw Grand Prixxx also, and I remember that scene with Sharon Mitchell. Awesome (she did give a cheeky grin after she smacked him though).

  8. April 5th, 2010 at 10:02 am

    ropeadope says:

    @ Gore Gore Girl – I do not have a working VCR at the present time. I would like to pop the tape in, because its been a very long time since I last viewed the movie. I seem to recall daggers in the eyes of Sharon, but I will take you at your word in regards to the cheeky grin. I believe I’m going to purchase one of those DVD – VCR combo units which allows the conversion of analog (VCR) files to digital (DVD) files.

  9. May 23rd, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    Mr. Self Loathing says:

    Thanks Alison and Ropeadope. I will make it my mission to obtain a copy of this scene!

  10. July 31st, 2010 at 9:02 pm

    tiff says:

    is there any way or any where in the world to view an interview with joey??? can someone please find a way?

  11. August 17th, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    alison hart says:

    Anything in particular you want to know?

  12. August 21st, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    tiff says:

    hi,

    i would love to witness a video of joey talking, do u think this will ever happen?

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