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I’m a Certified Sexpert

A while back, I heard that sex toy manufacturer California Exotic offered free toys to bloggers who would review them on their websites. The application was pretty in-depth and even though I was pretty sure I had the right pedigree to become an official toy reviewer, I lost hope after a few weeks went by with no word from the company.

This morning, I received an email that began, “Congratulations! You have been chosen to be a Cal Exotics Sexpert™!”

What does that mean for you? In a week or two, I’ll start posting the occasional sex toy review on this blog. I like Cal Exotic and I’ve sold thousands of their products over the years, but you can rest assured that I’m no shill. If anything, my experience in the dildo mines has made me very aware of what doesn’t work and I’m pleased to be able to share that experience with you, dear reader.

So keep an eye out. They say I’ll be receiving a box of goods (or perhaps a single good?) in the coming week. I hope my Sexpert™ certificate’s in there.

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9 Responses to “I’m a Certified Sexpert”

  1. March 3rd, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    ropeadope says:

    Hi Alison, let me add my congratulations to those of Cal Exotic. I’ve long harbored suspicions that you were a sexpert. I have been too timid to give voice to those beliefs in the past, but now that it has been made official, the world deserves to know. I’m designating HotScooter2 to start a petition to declare March 2nd as Alison Hart day. Alfred Kinsey, William Masters, Virginia Johnson, David Reuben, Ruth Westheimer, and Alison Hart …. sexperts, one and all.

  2. March 4th, 2010 at 9:22 am

    alison hart says:

    Why, thank you, Ropeadope. I do try to emulate Dr. Ruth in my professional (and personal) life. So pleased you’ve noticed…

  3. March 7th, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    HotScooter2 says:

    Rope and Alison:

    ok i make March 2nd Alison Hart day. but i should point out that Alison is a lot sexier than Dr. Ruth and Virginia Masters combined.
    And since i have never seen Rope in a short skirt i go with Alison being more sexy. Admittedly guilty of flirting with Alison again .

  4. March 7th, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    HotScooter2 says:

    Alison:

    also all those rope mentioned are old enough to be your grandparents,,but you still a sexy little blogger girl. that ought to be a name for a song.
    She’s my sexy little blogger girl
    ooooh yeah oooh yeah
    oh baby

    think i will call Mick Jagger in the morning and see if the stones will record it

  5. March 9th, 2010 at 10:59 am

    alison hart says:

    HotScooter – Have you heard from Mick? I’m hoping I can get a part in the eventual video. Perhaps Dr. Ruth would want to get in on that too, eh?

  6. March 9th, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    HotScooter2 says:

    Damn that would be hot The Stones,Alison and Dr. Ruth,maybe Rope and i join in too,and i get to tickle you while rope sucks Ruths toes.
    Out of curiosity Alison are you Canadian.it’s those occasional eh’s
    and the go figures that are both popular Canadian expressions. i was born on canadian border and obviously have been there many times.
    still working on Mick but if he does it.it gonna be his way hot and spicy,just like thai and cajun food chile

  7. March 10th, 2010 at 2:11 am

    ropeadope says:

    Good Lord Scooter, I’ll suck on your toes before those of Dr. Ruth. Before you award Alison the sexier (than rope) prize, take a look at the picture of myself in a (somewhat) short skirt which I uploaded to photobucket. The pic was taken just outside my house. Copy and paste this link into your browser (if it’s not clickable):

    http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p150/BigMikey8410/Mikey%20Style/NewKilt005.jpg

  8. March 10th, 2010 at 10:40 am

    alison hart says:

    HotScooter – Nope, not Canadian. I’m actually from Pittsburgh where it is also cold. I like spicy food though :)

    rope – That’s a lovely outfit you have on in that photo. Don’t your legs get cold? ;)

  9. March 10th, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    HotScooter2 says:

    Rope:

    not bad photo but Alison has advantage over you in that she is female

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