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Apparently, Pink Visual, the folks who brought you classics like Couples Seduce Teens and Anal Devastation, has partnered with a company that makes special shells for iPhones to start making the world’s first 3-D iPhone porn.

The nice part: the plastic iPhone cover replaces the need for those stupid 3-D glasses. I saw a demo video of how the shell works, but obviously, you can’t tell whether something looks 3-D on a 2-D video.

This begs the question: do people really want 3-D porn or is it just another gimmick? I still think HD porn is a gimmick (yay, ass pimples in 1080p!), and it really hasn’t broken any sales records for the people making it. 3-D movies are kind of a fun novelty, but I’ll admit that by the end of Coraline, I had a headache and no interest in ever seeing another 3-D movie.

I’m sure I’ll try this out when it’s released (I totally admit that I’m intrigued by the possibilities), but I wonder if this will be the kind of product that will go against the conventional wisdom that consumers don’t want to pay for extra accessories just to watch porn.

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Mozilla has released Firefox version 3.5 with a new feature called private browsing – a.k.a. porn mode. When porn mode is activated, Firefox doesn’t record the pages you’ve visited, form/search bar entries, passwords, names of downloaded files, cookies, or cache files.

If you share a computer with a spouse, kids, officemate, roommate, etc, this is great news. You can go about your pornographic business and then simply turn porn mode off. No one using your computer will be able to see:

• The url you typed into the browser to get to the site
• The username/password you used in the login page
• The terms you searched on to find your porn
• The filenames of the filthy, filthy porn you downloaded
• That you even had porn mode on to begin with

You’ll know you’re in porn mode because the top of your browser will have (Private Browsing) appended to the title of the pages you’re on.

One thing to be aware of about porn mode: when you turn it off, whatever you were looking at or doing at the time goes with it. Let’s say you were, for example, writing a post for your porn blog. You’d want to save your work before choosing “Stop Private Browsing” in the Tools menu because it would immediately be lost. Don’t ask me know I know that…

More info on Private Browsing
via: Gizmodo

With a headline like Sex-Doll Threesome Man Gets Off, I couldn’t help myself. This is a ridiculous news story about a man arrested in a Publix parking lot for getting it on with his sex dolls in his car.

via Fark

Porn news and gossip blog Luke is Back has posted an interview with Eva Angelina in which she discusses her impending divorce from husband Danny Mountain. In the interview, Eva confirms that she has left Danny because he became violent toward her. Eva gave birth to her and Danny’s daughter, Silvi, in December of last year.

When asked if it was possible that the couple would reunite, Eva responded, “No. I will not be in that situation. I wish nothing but the best for him, but I can’t be in that kind of a relationship no matter what.”

Eva’s announced that she’ll be returning from her maternity leave (so to speak) to take an ownership stake in the studio skinworXXX with Teagan Presley. She’ll be working for skinworXXX exclusively going forward and her first movie (yet to be released) will be called Deviance.

I wish her great luck. No woman deserves to be treated that way and it’s great to see a woman in this industry take control of her life and turn lemons into lemonade. I hope she serves as an example to other women in abusive relationships who may not feel that they are able to leave.

Update: There’s a trailer for Deviance up at DevianceXXX.com if you want a preview. The video is loading pretty slowly at this point (I imagine their servers are taking a beating because it just launched today), just FYI.